- are you gay?
- straight people: wHAT?! NO! WHAT THE HELL OF COURSE NOT! I MEAN IM COOL WITH GAY PEOPLE BUT NO!!!
- gay people: hella
- are you straight:
- straight people: YES????? WHAT ELSE WOULD I BE???? DO I LOOK GAY???? IS IT MY SHIRT????
- gay people: nah
raise your hand if you’re tired of tv shows where the sexual tension gets resolved way too early so they have them break up and get back together nine times to keep things interesting.
I have so many doubts about finding love again because I self sabotage like a motherfucker