wurnbo:

did i allow u to have fun without me

(via trust)

chubbymanatee:

ah how could i forget to post my own blackout poetry piece

(via zooeyclairedeschanel)

Lana Del Rey
Coachella, 2014

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I hate guys who think they’re gonna get it in by commenting on my drinking habits bye
Like also if I can outdrink you and you’re an older guy then BYEEEEE
And snapchat is not the way to do it either

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the-average-gatsby:

the-average-gatsby:

how do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber

ask them to pronounce “unionized”

(via frenchfrybowties)

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